I do not want to be ….

I do not want to be Buddha,
For I like to go for a run.

I do not want to be Mohammad,
For I have difficulty with just one woman.

I do not want to be Krishna,
As I am allergic to milk.

I do not want to be Bahahulla
For I can not speak another god-language.

I do not want to be Jesus,
For I cannot walk on water

I do not want to be Ram,
As I am not a good shot.

I do not want to be a Mullah
For I do not want to issue a fatwah

I do not want to be Kali,
For I do not like to loose my temper.

I do not want to be Moses,
For I like to go for a swim.

I do not want to be Ganapati,
For I do not like a long nose.

I do not want to be Abraham
As I love all my children equally.

I do not want to be Mahavira
As I have lost my broom.

I do not want to be Mohammad,
For I do not want to wage a war

I do not want to be Jesus,
For I do not like to be nailed.

I do not want to be a Sikh
For I do not want to carry a kirpan

I do not want to be Shiite,
As I do not want to whip my back.

I do not want to depend on God, Goddess or prophets
For, ‘they help those who help themselves.’

I do not want to experience a nuclear war
For some god, goddess or prophet of the dark distant past.

Chaitanya K Kalevar
416-657 8421
just1world@globalsurvival.ca